humor

Contrary to popular opinion, "does not work"
is not an adequate description for an error.

We offer three kinds of service:

Good – Cheap – Fast

You can pick any two:
Good service cheap won’t be fast.
Good service fast won’t be cheap.
Fast service cheap won’t be good.

We offer three kinds of service: /Wir bieten drei Arten von Service:
Good – Cheap – Fast. /gut – billig – schnell